Oct 8, 2008

Laugh of the day !

I recieved this in my email today and I couldn't resist posting it on my blog for others to get a good laugh out of it.Don't we all wish,if we had to go through it, divorce could be this easy !

Subject: Best Divorce Letter
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're chea ting on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case,
I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more complete than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that it doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned a way from you because the $49.99 price tag was
still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you have always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

Oct 2, 2008

Our little bundle of joy is here !

Sorry for the long silence. Since my last post I have given birth to our third daughter.

On September 19,2008, I checked into the hospital to have my labor induced.
I had to be induced because I had stopped making progress in my labor. Every case is different but if you have ever been told that being induced hurts worse than regular labor, Believe it !
I had my last daughter with no drugs and it was not nearly as bad as it was this last time. At one point I thought my back was going to separate from the rest of my body. I started out strong, with no medicine, but when the contractions got stronger I had to have something. I ended up having 2 doses of pain medicine in my iv and an epidural. Six hours later, our baby girl was born, weighing in at 5lbs 14 oz.

Since the arrival of our new baby girl, I haven't had much time to crochet.I have been trying to catch up on housework while taking care of my three daughters and my wonderful husband. I don't know when exactly but I will try to post some pictures of my creations soon. Thanks for reading and until next time......... Happy Crocheting!